Hello, you can click here to reach the fabswingers login—or sign-in—page if you are, or wish to be a member. For website dating, and its tips, do read on.
META-DATING PAGE
This page will in effect lead to an updated list of women’s profiles who are looking to meet—and their calendars. However, the information is sourced from the fabswingers website and is otherwise exclusive to its members—so I provide metadata here.
Towards the end of this page I give some safety and security considerations, as well as the list formatting rationale.
COMPILATION DATE & SCOPE
Information was originally compiled on 25th September 2026, for meetings scheduled from 6th October 2026 in north-western England, Great Britain—primarily. Geographical representation expansion is anticipated upon courteous request in the comment section of fabswingers related posts on the present website.
Meeting listings for homosexual female couples, single females, and heterosexual couples only are displayed and linked to for fabswingers members. Provided below:
For non fabswingers members is the metadata-only example for meeting calendar schedules of couples and women who seemingly state availability—on the given day.
TUESDAY 6TH OCTOBER 2026
There are five couples and one single woman with listed ages ranging from forty-one to fifty-five, for one couple-member. They are located in England and in Ireland; for specifics the reader would usually have to become a website member.
The fabswingers member may click on the link above to see the profiles of the single woman and couples.
Alternatively, here is my own profile linked to below
MY OWN PROFILE
Again, it is only available for members of fabswingers to see directly, and with my permission—this security concern is typical. However, it is to list heterosexual and lesbian couples, as well as single females, who cite an availability to meet.
MEETING WOMEN, NOT COUPLES!
I completely understand your sentiment, however, life is often not that simple; access to a dating website is not enough. In the present post, I have shown you where women login who claim to be available to meet with men.
There are reasons for what I am about to advise you to do, but these are better explained in articles. This page explains what and how, and let later articles tell about why we got ourselves into this fine mess.
CUTTING TO THE CHASE: THE BOTTOM LINE
If you find yourself involuntarily celibate or not seeking a relationship, then meeting a nymphomaniac may be right for you.
This can be done by visiting a swingers’ club, and then using the fabswingers website to get verified—by in-person meeting. Note the order in which I have suggested this ‘remedy’:
Contact a swingers’ club first, and then follow their requirements.
I recommend three swingers’ clubs in the north-west of England, Great Britain, these—in alphabetical order, also listed on the fabswingers website with reviews, are:
‘Club Play’, Blackpool
‘Cupids’, Manchester
‘Townhouse’, Wirral
I have selected these clubs above others because of their safety record and security, pertaining to their treatment of women. If I am invited to other clubs and I am satisfied with their security, I shall post their details, above.
However, enquire the following of any swingers’ club that you are considering attending:
*Are people who visit the club required to give legally-binding identification?*
If the answer is: ‘not always’, then enquire
*Will people who attend the event of interest be required to give legally-binding identification?*
I plan to draft an article on this issue—so as to raise the standard of security for swingers’ club entry. Kindly bookmark this website so as to be notified and respond in a poll and by way of article comments.
For more privacy—a forum-page on the fabswingers website will be set up for its members to comment there—if more comfortable.
Swingers’ clubs will then see the article and adapt their practices accordingly if necessary.
There are some clubs I would steer clear of, and these may be enquired of in private communications with me. With that mentioned, there are also clubs that I would steer clear of due to the character of the managers …. But absent security lapse allegations.
*Men attending an insecure establishment may be interested in taking advantage of clubs with lapsed security … So couples and ladies, beware*.
INITIATION
Attend what is known as a ‘greedy-girl’ event if you are a straight-man who desperately seeks sexual-intercourse, wear a condom.
Wear a condom for oral sex also.
*If you are told ‘no’, ‘stop’, or if the woman or man does something to indicate that they want you to move away and not touch them, then that is what you should do.*
*You should imagine that your future child or grandchild is the woman or man telling a stranger to stop or move away and not touch them; what would you want the stranger to do?*
**You should not do something to another person that you would not want done to yourself.**
**This is the golden rule.**
It applies everywhere, especially in Western society and in a swingers’ club.
Once you attend a swingers’ club, meet the staff and socialise, be normal and converse, they are human, like you. Ask them about the different events, the type of parties you like—in terms of music or something not overtly sexual.
Small-talk, not dirty talk.
After conversing with them—in person—ask them to verify you on fabswingers whilst verifying them also later, this generates trust online.*
Note that fabswingers verifications are best acquired and help when contacting events-organisers online—for invitation to new parties at swingers’ clubs.
EXPECTATION
One should not hope to find too much joy communicating with couples or single women online … In the hope of meeting them in person!
It can happen, but it is almost by definition a flawed objective, although not quite entirely a fool’s quest … See my later fabswingers related articles.
THE ‘UPGRADE’
Firstly, remember consent matters outside and inside the swingers’ club, also
What happens in the club, stays in the club … Unless of course you are called to give evidence in a criminal case, heavens forbid.
So logically … There may be some women you meet outside of a club environment who have been to one, without your knowledge. The aforementioned ‘greedy-girl’ event may have been a necessary evil required for you to attend—gaining membership into—the tavern of Inanna.
Remind me to open a club with that name someday … ‘Inanna’s Tavern’ … From my lips to the goddess’ ear
A ‘greedy-girl’, possessed by the deity, can credibly claim to have had sexual-intercourse with thirty men in one daytime session. This ‘Bonnie Blue’ vibe may not be your schtick … So you might decide to attend the club at an event, which is more costly to enter.
This same girl may also attend the more selective events, as a non-greedy-girl. The fabswingers website verification record on her profile will tally the number of encounters that she has had … As well as feedback from people that she has encountered.
Safe sex is strongly advised, the word:
‘bareback’
Seen on a profile means that safe sex is NOT being practiced.
Note: you are not paying for the guarantee of having sexual intercourse with a woman!
That is illegal in Britain.
You are paying to enter an establishment in which people are compelled to—eventually—remove their clothes, as though for mandatory and immediate dry cleaning.
If you are able to seduce a non-coupulating woman, or
Be invited by a copulating woman to join her in group copulation, in which the group number is at least three persons,
Instead of the aforementioned thirty,
Then that may be you ‘in’ … So to speak.
FORUM: GLIMPSING REALITY’S FEEDBACK
The female to male ratio falls from one-in-thirty … Or dare I say it: ‘thirty-in-one’ for the male to female ratio, to one-to-two, or one-to-one. That is why it is important to call the swingers’ club beforehand and get an idea as to what is expected.
The forum, linked to here allows those who are not fabswingers members to take a peek inside the website. Membership, which is free, allows you to see past and scheduled events—getting an idea of the number of couples attending.
The next section begins to indicate why I have not simply provided you—the reader—with a means …
‘to just meet women’.
You may think that this article is merely an advert for the fabswingers website or application, but alas, not so. At least not so yet, or intentionally; note that I do not believe fabswingers is a good website to meet … The greatest of people.
Social media will have you seeing things my way in no time …
I do not know of a website that is, because I do not think people in general are that great … I suppose Andrew Bustamante and I are kindred spirits, experience you see?
I will say that the best people on the website and the swinging scene are the events’ organisers, and sometimes the club staff and management.
There are genuinely a handful of great people on fabswingers who are lovely. I was lucky to have met a non-event-organiser single woman who became my girlfriend for some years.
More on these gems in later postings, perhaps. I have dealt with the characteristically ugly and the good, the next section will deal with the bad.
THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY
The internet is used by people of many varieties. However there is a modicum of safety if I or a third party has access to the information of a viewer, who is attempting to view my information, also!
The fabswingers staff is this third party that can monitor the people who are watching me. That is why revealing-profile-viewership often requires membership.
Member security is enhanced with photographic verification. This usually requires a face picture to accompany your fabswingers username, and is ideally only visible to fabswingers website staff.
Once a member—especially as a single woman—it is advisable to hide your profile from those who are not fabswingers site-supporters. A site supporter has provided payment information to the fabswingers website.
It is my recommendation to the fabswingers website staff that the payment method does not include text or phone-call crediting. It is better that payment is linked to a debit or credit card somehow.
For the rational actor, traceability is what keeps our communities safe. However note that:
There are seemingly irrational actors who can still do harm, even if they can be readily identified and caught.